Slogans pt1
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So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...
I Just Can't Remember It All.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
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So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...
I Just Can't Remember It All.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
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