In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was
waiting for the bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. > As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the
bus. > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this would give
her enough slack.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't get on. > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could
not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take a step. > About
this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled!! "How dare you
touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" > The Texan smiled and
brawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
waiting for the bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. > As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the
bus. > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this would give
her enough slack.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't get on. > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could
not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take a step. > About
this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled!! "How dare you
touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" > The Texan smiled and
brawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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