A boy gets a phonecall from his girlfriend
"come over and meet my parents, if all goes well, i think you'll be in for a treat later"
the boy thinks "alright, finally i get to have sex with her"
on the way to the parents house he goes to the chemist to get some condoms. The pharmisist is quite nice as he knows the boy is nervous. "how many condoms do you want young man? They come in single, four packs and 12 packs". "oh" says the boys, i'll be wanting heaps, the 12 pack will do me." "nice looker then is she" the pharmisist says. "too right" says the boy, "i plan to do every orofice in her at least twice". Anyway, the boy gets his condoms and rocks up to the house, they all sit down to dinner and the boy volunteers to say grace, he bows his head and starts his prayers, 10 min later his head is still bowed praying. Finally his girlfriend interupts him to say "i didnt know you were this religious", To which he replies "and i didnt know your father was a ****ing pharmisist!"
:laugh: :laugh:
"come over and meet my parents, if all goes well, i think you'll be in for a treat later"
the boy thinks "alright, finally i get to have sex with her"
on the way to the parents house he goes to the chemist to get some condoms. The pharmisist is quite nice as he knows the boy is nervous. "how many condoms do you want young man? They come in single, four packs and 12 packs". "oh" says the boys, i'll be wanting heaps, the 12 pack will do me." "nice looker then is she" the pharmisist says. "too right" says the boy, "i plan to do every orofice in her at least twice". Anyway, the boy gets his condoms and rocks up to the house, they all sit down to dinner and the boy volunteers to say grace, he bows his head and starts his prayers, 10 min later his head is still bowed praying. Finally his girlfriend interupts him to say "i didnt know you were this religious", To which he replies "and i didnt know your father was a ****ing pharmisist!"
:laugh: :laugh:
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