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**Fieldgenerator** · 12-12-2003, 09:53 AM

Wheres yuor birth certificate ...again...

**Fatguy3** · 12-12-2003, 10:13 AM

Do you take American Express?

**The__tweaker** · 12-12-2003, 10:59 AM

Do you have change on a dollar..?

**asklepios** · 12-12-2003, 12:56 PM

worst thing to hear when you are in...
*i m going to fart*

**minibubba** · 12-12-2003, 01:09 PM

"woops..."

**dryadsoul** · 12-12-2003, 01:41 PM

[i]"Did i mention that my old aunt Alberta died in this bed?" :yuc:

No, but, who was she eatin' at the time:confused: And Please
lift your leg just wee bit to the left :D

**The__tweaker** · 12-12-2003, 03:52 PM

"Damn those crabs makes my croutch itchy.."

**Fatguy3** · 12-12-2003, 03:58 PM

"I have to pee...oops...too late..."

**dryadsoul** · 12-12-2003, 04:45 PM

"WHAT, No Crabs..........Hummph, last time I'm eating here!!"

**The Evolved One** · 12-12-2003, 10:47 PM

Worst thing to hear....

"Honey, I'm Home!"

**Zzapped** · 12-13-2003, 08:51 AM

She says.......Careful, you're scratching me with your ring

You say........Thats not my ring, its my watch

:D

**The__tweaker** · 12-13-2003, 08:59 AM

"That's my pitbul Rocky, if you don't make me cum he'll rip your face of.."

**minibubba** · 12-13-2003, 01:09 PM

"How do you get blood and hair off an axe?" :confused:

**Fatguy3** · 12-13-2003, 02:54 PM

*As the cops walk into the bedroom*

"What? What? I didnt know she was only 3!!!"

**The__tweaker** · 12-15-2003, 12:41 AM

"Hold my teeth please while I.." :yuc:

Worst thing to hear or say in bed.