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  • #31
    Looks like I'll have to get the pepper out to make you sneeze so I can find it.

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    • #32
      It doesn't matter that we forgot the condom. I am pretty sure my HIVtest will turn out negative.

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      • #33
        "No the smell has got to come from you, hell I wash my croutch once a week."

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        • #34
          "You're the worst I've ever had."
          SPAM Special Ops

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          • #35
            "Sh*t, that wasn't lube..."
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            • #36
              "Where's the rest of it ?"
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              • #37
                Originally posted by [b]The__tweaker
                "That's my pitbul Rocky, if you don't make me cum he'll rip your face of.."
                "That's my pitbull Rocky, if you don't make me cum he'll f**k you." :eek: :yuc:
                SPAM Special Ops

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                • #38
                  "But you said you were a girl..?" :eek:

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                  • #39
                    "Just cuz I got a corpse or two under my bed doesn't mean I'm perverted" :shh:

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                    • #40
                      "Ya, about that...Funny story."
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                      • #41
                        "I got to fart"
                        CPU: Opteron 165 @ 311x9 - 2817.8 mhz - 1.47v
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                        Speakers: Klipsch ProMedia 5.1 Ultra
                        Mouse: Logitech G5

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                        • #42
                          "Your cum tastes funky."

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                          • #43
                            "Oh that reminds me, i have to mow the yard"

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                            • #44
                              "Please you are just like a six year old, and I know what I'm talking about belive me."

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                              • #45
                                "Do you mind if my mom join us?"

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