Worst thing to hear or say in bed.

[AsianBatman]

"Do you feel anything? Because i sure don't"

[The__tweaker]

"Ok ok let's do it just stop nag already, just hurry up and finish cuz I've got a forum to browse!"

[AsianBatman]

"I have a question, can my dog, cat, rabbit and hamster watch"

[The__tweaker]

"Oh, theres the remote I lost 6 months ago."

[CheeZmonZter]

For the Rednecks "Get off of me Dad, You are crushing my smokes"

[The__tweaker]

"Your legs kinda reminds me, want to share the cake I've got in the cooler when were done..?"

[The__tweaker]

"Do you mind wearing a paperbag over your head..?"

[E^vol]

"That isn't me !"

[E^vol]

.

[The__tweaker]

"You give me action like a dead fish.."

[The__tweaker]

"Girl I've spent a ****load of cash on you this evning and this is all you can offer..?" :shrug:

[The__tweaker]

"I'm only doing this to get to you teenage daughter.." :D

[The__tweaker]

"As we haven't slept togheter before I would like to inform you that child support from me is never an option, so if this goes avery your on your own." :shrug:

[The__tweaker]

"Morning, damn by the looks of you I've must have been pretty drunk last night.."