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This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper.
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and
one
of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994,
the other currently being held in Wandsworth remand centre on charges of
incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
indeed
is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there
is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at
least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
(scouser=from north near liverpool)
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and
one
of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool.
My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994,
the other currently being held in Wandsworth remand centre on charges of
incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
indeed
is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there
is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at
least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
(scouser=from north near liverpool)
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