Who am I kidding?

[Olie]

lol

you idiot beefy!

[Birdkiller]

I tried solitary confinement to rid myself of this addiction.. but I made the mistake of taking a computer with me... :D

and now hes locked in a padded room and cant get out.

[Mr.Tweak]

and now hes locked in a padded room and cant get out.

Is that what it is like for Beefy at work? Except they only allow access to TweakTown... :D

[Wiggo's-sister]

It seems that way doesnt it :D

[Mr.Tweak]

It seems that way doesnt it :D

The funny thing is, each time I have asked, Beefy has never given me a clear answer to what he does at work. :D

[daedalus]

The funny thing is, each time I have asked, Beefy has never given me a clear answer to what he does at work. :D

he works....hard!

[Mr. C]

I have serious suspicions that the one we know as "Beefy" is in actuality a deep-cover operative within a top-secret clandestine government organization.
(He seems to get a bit lonely in his covert lifestyle and in addition has a genuine interest in various aspects of computing)
Has anyone else noted at times he mysteriously disappears from the forum, only to reappear as suddenly? Usually with an innocuous explanation like "out partying with old friends". Or the ever classic -- "celebrating my Birthday".
As yet, I have no definitive proof, but the situation does merit further study.

If anything should happen to me -- Delete this post, destroy the server log, and never ever admit to having read this!

[Beefy]

I demand that post be stricken from TT forever.. and Mr C, i'll be having words with you later...


I told you what I do at work Tweak.. nothing.. :D

[Mr. C]

OH-OH!!
*turns off the lights and waits for the imminent arrival of the MIB's*

[Beefy]

*walks up to front door*

..... oh, the lights are off.. there must not be any body home....

*leaves*

[Mr. C]

*this would be a good time to have a suitcase full of money and a fake passport*

[Beefy]

*'accidently' drops a suitcase of money and a fake passport*

[daedalus]

this might come in handy...*"accidently" picks up suitcase and fake passport*

[Olie]

"accidently" shoots you 12x in teh head with a DE .50 and runs off with cash

[daedalus]

*"accidently", doesn't die somehow and runs off after olie!*