PIck up lines

[Olie]

well here is an exert from a MSN chat thingy
feel free to post your own

You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
I will just say, hi, my name is oakley $250 sunnies and have a motorbike, wanna come for a ride
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol
Olie says:
lol
Olie says:
hi my name is $315 oakley coroola and $2500 bank account
Olie says:
wanna test my back seat?
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol
Olie says:
i'm liki8ng that one
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
your good
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
me too
Olie says:
another good one:
i just got a new bed, wanna help me test it out?
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
ok, Hi, I just noticed you might need a new neckles that will go perfect with that sexy body of yours, then you can come over and get it, while i turn on my $2000 digital camera and film us having sex
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol
Olie says:
lol
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
not as good as yours
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
but some what close
Olie says:
i have an excess of condoms, i figured that yo uare the type of girl who would help me use 2 per day until they are all gone
Olie says:
that one sucked
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol, it is great
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
or, I have miss placed one of my condoms, mind if i check to see if it wasn't you I lost it in
Olie says:
lol

[Olie]

continued

You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
well, i am all out now
Olie says:
me too
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
no ideas
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
Hi, wanna just **** the **** out of me
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol, yeah, that would work
Olie says:
hi, lets have sex
Olie says:
your very ****able
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
lol
You are what you eat, so who feels like SH*T!!! says:
if they said yes, then hwat
Olie says:
best
none of my pick up lines are worthy of you
Olie says:
i would get my keys out

[Mr.Tweak]

Have you actually tried any of these?

[Moose]

Pick up lines!

Man. I havn't had to use one of them in aaaages...I don't try to pick up cause I have a lovely GF :p

[Birdkiller]

you guys dont get out much do you?

[Olie]

not yet :p

[Morgan_Lander]

I have stuff to do, like homework, but I put it off...might be a good thing to do one of these days.:rolleyes:

[Mr.Tweak]

test

[Grim Reaper]

lol, cam...thats a pickup line? heheh, tell us if it even works! :p

[Mr.Tweak]

lol, cam...thats a pickup line? heheh, tell us if it even works! :p

Walk up to a chick...... "Hey, how you doin', wanna test out my GeForce4?" :D

[Moose]

Walk up to a chick...... "Hey, how you doin', wanna test out my GeForce4?" :D

lol!

That sooo wouldn't work...unless the chick was a computer nerd like most of us in here :p

[Morpheus]

Cameron doesn't use pick up lines. he just latches on and hopes for the best, and no rape charges!:afro:

[Moose]

hahhaa

That is sooo true :p

[Morpheus]

Just ask the "stripper" lol:laugh:

[Mr.Tweak]

Picking up a stripper isn't a bad thing... :)