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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was
fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the
farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a
deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound,
the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they
landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not
making a sound. You are a brave man.""Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I
gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the
farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a
deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound,
the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they
landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not
making a sound. You are a brave man.""Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I
gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."