For the ladies :The princess & Frog.

[Fieldgenerator]

Once upon a time,
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat,
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contemplating ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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in a verdant meadow near her castle
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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and said: Elegant Lady,
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I was once a handsome prince,
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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and setup housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever
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feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't ****ing think so.

: party ha

[Kay]

Good on ya princess :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[ct_]

seriously, how many times do we have to have the SAME thing posted in the same forum?

i an recall seeing this at least 3 times before


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Dlab'sDaughter]

:D great one! i hear frog tastes like chicken.........:laugh:

[asklepios]

:D great one! i hear frog tastes like chicken.........:laugh:

:barf:

[E^vol]

:D great one! i hear frog tastes like chicken.........:laugh:

It really does ! But I'd never eat frogs legs ever again ! Why ? TOO much work for a little piece of chicken ! It's like chicken wings, but with less "meat" !!

[The__tweaker]

FROG!? What are you freakin' animals..!? :barf: :barf: :barf:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[asklepios]

Originally posted by The_tweaker
FROG!? What are you freakin' animals..!? :barf: :barf: :barf:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

believe me pal...sometimes i think this is not a place for a vegetarian person like me :barf:

just the other day dryadsoul was telling us how tasty CATS are!!!!!
i wonder what is about to come next!
earthworms, ****roaches, maggots!!!??? :barf: :barf:

[Wiggo's-sister]

You forgot the snails and witchetty grubs.....: omg:

[asklepios]

i m not visiting this thread again or i m going to get sick :cry:

[Wiggo]

Eel, snake and goanna taste just like chicken too. :lips:

[Wiggo's-sister]

Now don't forget the snake and roadkill :yuc:

[The__tweaker]

What about da kangaroo..:?:

Or do they fall under the roadkill category..?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:cheers:

[Wiggo's-sister]

Kangaroo can be a pretty common meal for some ppl when their finances are tight.
*yes it does come under roadkill.*

[Fieldgenerator]

Anyone had crocodile ?